Riddles...

Remember ya...all these upcoming riddles are jus for laughter!!! :P

make sure u laugh like this funny guy..hehehe

1) Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm not. What am I??

2) If a boy and a half can eat a hot dog and a half in a minute and a half, how long wud it take six boys to eat six hot dogs???

3) What gets wetter as it dries???

4) A man who worked in the butcher shop was 6 feet tall, had red hair and wore a size 11 shoes. What did he weigh?

5) If you were locked in a room with no windows and doors and all u ha inside the room was a bed and a calender. How would u eat n drink??

6) What can u do to old bowling balls?

7) What does an invisible baby drink?

8) A doctor and a bus driver are in love with the same girl, an attractive woman named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that wud las a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah 7 apples. Why?

9) When asked how old she was, Suzie replied, "In two years, I would be twice as old as I was 5 years ago".

10) If you divide thirty by 1/2 and add 10..what would u have???

dun b stress..of coz i have the answers..hehe

im sure sum of u cant sleep without them.. :P

Answers:

1) the word "ton"

2) a minute and a half

3) a towel

4) meat! (what else to weigh in butcher shop?? haha)

5) eat the dates (buah kurma) from the calender and drink from the springs (small rivers) in the bed.. =D

6) give them to the elephant to shoot marbles..haha

7) evaporated milk..(haha..both can disappear together)

8) An apple a day, keeps the doctor away!!! :P

9) She's 12 (this makes u bring out ur calculator???)

10) 30 / (1/2) = 60 + 10 = 70


-thanks faithful listeners-